Brandice Says

I always win. He will never learn.

• Jim: Will you go get me a snack?
• Brandice: No.
• Jim: Why not?
• Brandice: I'm writing. What are YOU doing?
• Jim: I need a break from studying.
• Brandice: Then YOU go get yourself a snack.
• Jim: Don't order me around, missy.
• Brandice: Okay, don't have a snack.
• Jim: You're not the boss of me.
• Brandice: I order you to either have or not have a snack.
• Jim: You're think you're pretty clever, don't you?
• Brandice: Yes.