Marital Adventures Part 385374
I really like to order my husband to do things right as he’s about to do them anyway.
Example:
Jim puts on coat to go to poker and picks up a drill to take with him to give to his dad.
Me: “Hey! Listen here! Take that drill and get it out of this house, and don’t come back here until you’ve played poker!”
Jim: *stare of daggery (<— that is a word) death*
Me: *maniacal laughter*
Also, this happened:
Me: “Hmph.”
Jim: *licks my nose*
Me: “Ewwww! Wipe it off!!”
Jim: *wipes it off WITH HIS BEARD*
These are the solid gold years of our marriage. SOLID. GOLD.
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