Nyquil cures pregnancy! Medical breakthrough!
- Me: Awww, my friend is still feeling sick. Her photo of the day is of a bottle of Nyquil. Poor thing.
- Person: Ugh. Everybody gets colds. *tone to indicate colds are no big deal*
- Me: Actually, she's been pretty sick for a few days.
- Person: Yeah, whatever. She's probably pregnant.
- Me: What??? She's not pregnant.
- Person: How do YOU know?